I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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