Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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