He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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