I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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