HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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