the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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