YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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