is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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