what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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