he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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