Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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