but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
time to smoke my breakfast
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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