Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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