It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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