Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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