hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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