I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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