I look better un-naked...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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