Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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