chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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