This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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