Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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