found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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