9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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