I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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