I CAN MOONWALK!
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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