hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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