WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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