so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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