I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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