Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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