i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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