and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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