why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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