Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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