Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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