Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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