Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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