Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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