I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Will exercising make me less horny?
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