did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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