Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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