margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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