Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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