hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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