one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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