Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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