so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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