My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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