Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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