i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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