The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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