Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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